As I watch “Early” TV,
mix of Products what I see.
K-Y advertises That,
can have Sex in Seconds Flat
Guess there’s Reason...
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Still have Hair
Got few Teeth left in my Mouth,
other Parts are headed South.
Painless days are Kind of Rare,
but At least I Still have Hair.
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Pants - My Age Barometer
Started out with None at All,
got Some when Began to Crawl.
Next I got those Big Boy Duds,
played in Dirt with all my Buds.
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"Have You Fallen?"
“Have You Fallen?” they all Say,
at my Age it’s Just the Way,
How the Doctor’s Visits go,
as my Years advance and Grow.
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"Super Geezers"
Super Geezers – Just some Teasers
Civilities rambunctious Sneezers.
Belch at any Time of Day,
no Concerns of What they Say
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"Ecstasy"
At my Age the morning Brings,
Ecstasy at Potty Rings.
Lift the Lid as I’ve been Taught,
is a Battle never Fought.
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"Wattle"
“Wattle” you Going to Do,
when Age sneaks Up on You.
Gravity takes its Toll,
sagging Jowls you can’t Control.
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Skin
Skin should Come like Folded Clothes,
use it Once and then dispose.
One for Work – One for Play,
One for Comfort - Day to Day.
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"Stream"
To Fish a “Stream” there’s Nothing Better,
Pure Enjoyment – doesn’t Fetter.
A “Stream” of Blood keeps Me Alive,
and Puts... -
My Sleep Enterprise
Like some Tanks strapped to my Back,
with Beaucoup Sleep stuffed in the Pack.
Might expand this Enterprise,
“Get your ZZZ’s with... -
Pick a Face
It would Sure be Nature’s Grace,
as we Grew could Pick the Face,
any Stage without no Strife,
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Aging
Met an Old Friend – not Seen in a While,
looked Kind of the Same – even his Smile.
The Changes in him Seemed rather Dire,
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Just Space
Space is a place where Astronauts fly,
or bowls filled with mixture for baking a pie.
It could be a slot for parking your car,
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I am Old - So?
High tech gadgets passed me by,
so much so – I want to cry.
Dials and gauges – fancy man,
all to open just a can.
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A Pimple
A pimple at my age – it must be a joke,
turning back time to a much younger bloke.
On the tip of my nose – a wonderful place,
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