Can you answer a question with a question?

[Jiynx Diablo]

No, why would I? Ham is gross. You think I eat pigs, who've been eating dirt and muck all day?

[The kurlman]

Pigs don't EAT dirt, they do roll in mud to COOL themselves off! Their heating and cooling is different than other animals, their skin controls their temperature! Anything else you need to know about those cute little PIGGYS?

[LadyParadox]

Why couldn't the little piggy go to market?

[The kurlman]

Didn't that little PIGGY cry all the way home?

[Jiynx Diablo]

Whatever. You won't make me eat that crap. Any other things you need to know?

[LadyParadox]

Well, is anyone here a time-traveler?

[otaku.poet]

Do you suppose I can answer that?

[LadyParadox]

Perhaps. Do you have a DeLorean for rent?

[otaku.poet]

Do you have money to pay for that?

[LadyParadox]

No... But do you have the 1.21 gigawatts to run it?

[otaku.poet]

May I ask why you would need one in the first place?

[LadyParadox]

Would it be okay if I was going to go to the Renaissance and meet Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello... and try to tell them about the Ninja Turtles? Don't you think that their reactions would be priceless?

[The kurlman]

Are we now on another SUBJECT?

[LadyParadox]

What defines a subject?

[The kurlman]

Don't you fool me, you know don't you?