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Okay, I finally took you up on this prompt. I was worried I wouldn't come up with anything, but here it is :-) Thanks for the prompt!
*Cat Philosophy*
I think that you may
Misunderstand
My intentions
For though I know
You may think that this
Is yours -
It is mine
For I lay claim to it
And never shall you know
My hunger
Or my willingness
To fight for it
Be a wary soul
And walk around me
Act as if I am not here
For if you step any closer
You may be forced
To feel my wrath
And I don't fight pretty.
Who ate all the pepperoni?
Was it you, Tony?
No, I'm not annoyed about it
(I'll scratch his eyes out if
he did) Are you sure it wasn't you?
I mean, just you and me knew
Cats on the pizza and she’s sitting pretty
Poised for possession – no vote of committee
needed to conjure the plight of this pie
Ownership squatted – so kiss it good-bye!
Cat:
I’m a warrior cat Tabby
I’m guarding my treasure
So don’t you get grabby—
I’ll bite you! (My pleasure!)
I’ll fight to the end
To defend what is mine
Don’t pretend I’m your friend
I’m your master, you swine!
Enter Owner, scowling from the noise
Owner:
(Bother, she’s eating my pizza again
Will she never stop ruining my wonderful chow?)
Now, scat, cat, you monster, or I’ll get my chain!
Cat:
Ha! So you want a duel? Come at me! MEOW!!!!!
Ten minutes later…
Cat, yelling to retreating owner:
Good riddance, you phony!
I’m alone with my gold
Say hello, pepperoni...
Oh, darn it! It’s cold!
Adorable picture, Raku! Thank you so much! And sorry that I am joining in so late...
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