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Congratulations on choosing to live life as a girl!
Please be sure to turn your freedom in at the entrance
Your uniform will be anything that will give off the impression
that you are a shapeless blob
Because we don’t want any boys not thinking or losing control due to what you wear
even if they are considered the more rational sex
Remember to be yourself! But don’t be too feminine
because people won’t take you seriously
But engaging in masculine activity is always encouraged
Hooray for "boy" stuff!
Make friends with boys but validate your friendship by stating
that you’re “not like other girls”
You are the “special snowflake” breed of girl that thinks and acts like a boy
because thinking and acting like a girl is wrong
So basically: think like a boy; look like a girl
Because nobody cares about your silly little girl brain!
But your looks, my fortunate fellow female, are on display
It’s your responsibility to look your best and to remind boys
that you are supernaturally flawless
Because if a boy is happy with how you look, so are you!
But always refer to rule number one
You don’t want a boy going crazy on you because you look pretty
don’t you?
If you have any questions, complaints, or concerns,
please hesitate to ask
Rules are rules, and a girl is supposed to follow them
If you try and speak up, everyone will get annoyed with your thinking
and questioning of society
and we wouldn’t want that, would we?
Please be sure to turn your freedom in at the entrance
Your uniform will be anything that will give off the impression
that you are a shapeless blob
Because we don’t want any boys not thinking or losing control due to what you wear
even if they are considered the more rational sex
Remember to be yourself! But don’t be too feminine
because people won’t take you seriously
But engaging in masculine activity is always encouraged
Hooray for "boy" stuff!
Make friends with boys but validate your friendship by stating
that you’re “not like other girls”
You are the “special snowflake” breed of girl that thinks and acts like a boy
because thinking and acting like a girl is wrong
So basically: think like a boy; look like a girl
Because nobody cares about your silly little girl brain!
But your looks, my fortunate fellow female, are on display
It’s your responsibility to look your best and to remind boys
that you are supernaturally flawless
Because if a boy is happy with how you look, so are you!
But always refer to rule number one
You don’t want a boy going crazy on you because you look pretty
don’t you?
If you have any questions, complaints, or concerns,
please hesitate to ask
Rules are rules, and a girl is supposed to follow them
If you try and speak up, everyone will get annoyed with your thinking
and questioning of society
and we wouldn’t want that, would we?
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