The Snowball War
I made a little snowball
To throw at my friend Ted
But it missed the target
And hit a girl instead
She looked pretty angry
Then fired one back at me
But she overthrew it
And it smacked poor Sam McGee
Soon it escalated
And the fight got out of hand
A snowball war was started
It spread across the land
The Governor was called in
A snowball hit him hard
So he made a phone call
To bring the National Guard
The President called a cease fire
And we had peace that day
We all laid down our snowballs
It was springtime anyway
Congress called a special session
And decided to take a stand
From that day forward, they
Banned snowballs from the land
Today I’m playing Frisbee
With my good friend Ben
When the Frisbee hit someone
I said “Here we go again!”
I made a little snowball
To throw at my friend Ted
But it missed the target
And hit a girl instead
She looked pretty angry
Then fired one back at me
But she overthrew it
And it smacked poor Sam McGee
Soon it escalated
And the fight got out of hand
A snowball war was started
It spread across the land
The Governor was called in
A snowball hit him hard
So he made a phone call
To bring the National Guard
The President called a cease fire
And we had peace that day
We all laid down our snowballs
It was springtime anyway
Congress called a special session
And decided to take a stand
From that day forward, they
Banned snowballs from the land
Today I’m playing Frisbee
With my good friend Ben
When the Frisbee hit someone
I said “Here we go again!”
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