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    I'm Having A Cow!

    By MFB III

    I'm having a cow.

    . Matthew F, Blowers III -© All rights reserved
    I've found that beef cattle
    are so hard to face
    alone in a pasture...
    head to head...
    one on one
    I think it's their....
    big liquid eyes...
    with that gaze
    looking sadly contented,
    as they chew all that grows,
    into recycled cud
    I guess it's just knowing
    that they're eating their way
    to a date with a hammer...
    to become my hamburger
    food I've grown up to to love,
    countless times.... Mickey D's
    pigging out on the remnants,
    of some distant relation
    ancestor to this bovine,
    who is staring me down
    but my guilt is quite fleeting
    as I turn to depart,
    from this expendable resource
    that tastes oh, so damn good,
    then it's off to a drive-thru
    to dampen the hunger,
    that came on me quite sudden
    in my walk cross this farm,
    and the furthest thing now
    from my mind is remorse,
    at this poor, simple creature
    cause I'm having a cow,
    with lettuce, and tomatoes
    pickles, ketchup...and cheese,
    on a hot, toasted bun

    "Could you pass the salt, please??"

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MFB III

  • #2
    LOL Yummy! But beware of veganists. ;-)