A Wounded Woodchuck

[ZarrenZ]

She turned over on her stomach and stretched
her left hand towards the counter for a cigarette,
sparked it, and yawned "Oh how you saved this wretch.
Let me repay you by pleasing you like no one yet."
She lifted the sheets and travelled down-
however, the phone rung deafening loud.
She answered and hung up frightened,
yelling "Leave!" as car lights brightened
the lowly street and the front of her home
so I ran out, but I tripped over her stupid garden gnome.