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  • Oversit?

    Do you oversit?
    Because I sure oversit.
    I oversit all the time!
    When my wife was bored
    And wanted a divorce,
    I oversat.
    When my daughter went berserk
    Complaining about homework,
    I oversat.
    And when the vet told me how
    It was time to put Bruce down,
    I oversat.
    Of course I was sad and annoyed,
    But that’s not the point!
    It’s oversitting that’s important.
    To oversit is to see,
    To see is to know,
    And to know the world around you
    Can only help to grow your mind,
    And perhaps, in time,
    The world will come to oversit you.
    Is this making any sense?

    Sure, the doctor says it’s bad for my health,
    All this sitting and little standing in my life
    But hey!

    I oversit completely
    And so should you!