Ignoramus,
rhymes with anus,
sort of,
Isn't smart,
likes to fart,
can't read,
can't add,
thinks learning's a fad,
education bad,
the internet's for nerds,
and knowledge is for the birds.
Ignoramus.

Has no manners,
no social skills,
not a planner,
can't cope,
often bullies,
is a dope.
Ignoramus.