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I love my grandma dearly
And I’m sure that she means well
But the gifts she gives confuse me
Is she joking? I can’t tell!
My attempts at understanding
Why she chooses what she does
Make me wonder, is she planning
Or just picking stuff because?
Please consider my example
I’m a man of forty-three
And I’m six foot four and hairy
With a wife and family
And she gave me something recently
Atrocious, I’ll admit,
But she wanted me to try them on
To see how well they fit
And it’s just because I love her
That I kept my big mouth shut
And spent Christmas day in purple sweats
With “Juicy” on the butt!
And I’m sure that she means well
But the gifts she gives confuse me
Is she joking? I can’t tell!
My attempts at understanding
Why she chooses what she does
Make me wonder, is she planning
Or just picking stuff because?
Please consider my example
I’m a man of forty-three
And I’m six foot four and hairy
With a wife and family
And she gave me something recently
Atrocious, I’ll admit,
But she wanted me to try them on
To see how well they fit
And it’s just because I love her
That I kept my big mouth shut
And spent Christmas day in purple sweats
With “Juicy” on the butt!