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Understanding Grandma's Gift

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  • Understanding Grandma's Gift

    I love my grandma dearly
    And I’m sure that she means well
    But the gifts she gives confuse me
    Is she joking? I can’t tell!

    My attempts at understanding
    Why she chooses what she does
    Make me wonder, is she planning
    Or just picking stuff because?

    Please consider my example
    I’m a man of forty-three
    And I’m six foot four and hairy
    With a wife and family

    And she gave me something recently
    Atrocious, I’ll admit,
    But she wanted me to try them on
    To see how well they fit

    And it’s just because I love her
    That I kept my big mouth shut
    And spent Christmas day in purple sweats
    With “Juicy” on the butt!