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    “I've sat here long enough today” said the fisherman who threw his arms up shouting.
    And off he went grabbing his equipment, walking, and pouting.
    “The water was hot, and today was too cold.”
    “That's why the fish won't bite, or so I'm told.”

    So off he went and walked down the road.
    Until he stop for a bit, and spotted a toad.
    “You guys are pretty nasty, and need romance to be turned into a prince.”
    “Or that's what William told me, when I delivered him his quince.”

    So getting up again, he continued on his way.
    Until he spotted a horse gayly munching on some hay.
    “Aw, this poor happy creature” he sighed “Will someday be glue.”
    “Well, that's what Anna told when I was mending her shoe”.

    Deciding that is was getting late, he hurried along,
    But stopped in his tracks, when he heard a lovely song.
    Turning towards the water, he quietly said
    “That's the song of the sirens, who according to Beth, ate the sailors dead.”

    Finally reaching his destination, he yelled a big hello.
    And out of a shack came a merry little fellow.
    “Where is the fish that you promised me?” the little man asked
    “None of the fish bit” replied the fisherman “My, was it a difficult task!”


    Now the merry man frowned, and quizzically looked at him.
    Shaking his head he cleared his throat and spat out his phlegm.
    “I gave twenty coins, to go buy fish from the fishing shop.”
    “I never said anything about going to a fishing spot!”


    “Ah, that's what you said,” the fisherman chuckled “I guess I misunderstood.”
    “For I'm pretty sure I heard you say that fishing enough was good.”
    So off to the fish market again went the foolish fisherman.
    But ended up going to fishing spot because he still didn't understand.
    Last edited by InvisiblyVisible; 11-03-2014, 09:51 PM.

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    Originally posted by InvisiblyVisible View Post
    “Ah, that's what you said,” the fisherman chuckled “I guess I misunderstood.”
    “For I'm pretty sure I heard you say that fishing enough was good.”
    So off to the fish market again went the foolish fisherman.
    But ended up going to fishing spot because he still didn't understand.
    This part was funny! This fisherman is definitely foolish!

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