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I Never Met an Alien I Didn't Like ( c ) Glen Mitton 2023
I never met an alien I didn't like
That is , one from Outer Space !
If ever one was to say , " drop in "
I would go out and greet it with some grace
I pray that they'd land in my backyard
And whatever it is , kinda looks like me or you
I hope I wouldn't lose any of my " faculties "
' cause that would be a fine " how do you do " !
The first thing I'd do is take some pictures
And post them to my ," media site "
I know I have to be real careful
But then maybe ,I would get some , " likes " !
I know I wouldn't stop loving God
The Ten Commandments would still be on my wall
I hope that I wouldn't , change at all
" but I admit , I would be struck with awe "
If one were to land at the White House
It's sad to think all of the coming arbitration
Not because they got past , Our Air Force
Now they'd have to deal with immigration !
I'd have like a 100 million questions
Like , what is this " baby's " M-P-G ?
I'd get into it without any hesitation
Then I could yell ," Hey Ma look at me " !
I'd even help and try to protect them
From all those creepy , " men in black "
" ET " would really be proud of me
Because no matter what , I wouldn't crack !
It'd be nice if Hollywood was humble
Saying , " forgive us for getting it so wrong "
We were just " relating " , what was " fed to us "
But the " coming attractions " wont be long !
All I know is , it would be such a relief
Shifting some " tales " in reverse
Though the only thing that I'd be , " high fiving "
We weren't the only ones in this universe !
I know in my heart these " evil leaders "
Are itching to unveil Their , " antichrist "
All they are is , " emotional bleeders "
Willing to do anything , at any price !
So if We had any sense of dignity
We'd place a big billboard on the moon
Stating , " The earth is closed for remodeling "
Keep it moving , and We hope too see you soon !
Making a wish ! , the end
I Never Met an Alien I Didn't Like ( c ) Glen Mitton 2023
I never met an alien I didn't like
That is , one from Outer Space !
If ever one was to say , " drop in "
I would go out and greet it with some grace
I pray that they'd land in my backyard
And whatever it is , kinda looks like me or you
I hope I wouldn't lose any of my " faculties "
' cause that would be a fine " how do you do " !
The first thing I'd do is take some pictures
And post them to my ," media site "
I know I have to be real careful
But then maybe ,I would get some , " likes " !
I know I wouldn't stop loving God
The Ten Commandments would still be on my wall
I hope that I wouldn't , change at all
" but I admit , I would be struck with awe "
If one were to land at the White House
It's sad to think all of the coming arbitration
Not because they got past , Our Air Force
Now they'd have to deal with immigration !
I'd have like a 100 million questions
Like , what is this " baby's " M-P-G ?
I'd get into it without any hesitation
Then I could yell ," Hey Ma look at me " !
I'd even help and try to protect them
From all those creepy , " men in black "
" ET " would really be proud of me
Because no matter what , I wouldn't crack !
It'd be nice if Hollywood was humble
Saying , " forgive us for getting it so wrong "
We were just " relating " , what was " fed to us "
But the " coming attractions " wont be long !
All I know is , it would be such a relief
Shifting some " tales " in reverse
Though the only thing that I'd be , " high fiving "
We weren't the only ones in this universe !
I know in my heart these " evil leaders "
Are itching to unveil Their , " antichrist "
All they are is , " emotional bleeders "
Willing to do anything , at any price !
So if We had any sense of dignity
We'd place a big billboard on the moon
Stating , " The earth is closed for remodeling "
Keep it moving , and We hope too see you soon !
Making a wish ! , the end