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santa clause, in chains
now santa clause is sitting in the mall
and kids are piling on him begging gifts
and santa laughs, says, merry christmas, all.
he leans down to a heavy kid and lifts
he's trying not to touch a private place
but kids don't always know about taboos
the heavy kid is falling from his place
on santa's knee and to prevent a bruise
poor santa reaches out and grabs his pants
and stops the kid from sliding from his knees
but mom is photographing santa's hands
and now she's shouting for the mall police
now santa is in cuffs, his protests fail
the photographs prove he should be in jail​
now santa clause is sitting in the mall
and kids are piling on him begging gifts
and santa laughs, says, merry christmas, all.
he leans down to a heavy kid and lifts
he's trying not to touch a private place
but kids don't always know about taboos
the heavy kid is falling from his place
on santa's knee and to prevent a bruise
poor santa reaches out and grabs his pants
and stops the kid from sliding from his knees
but mom is photographing santa's hands
and now she's shouting for the mall police
now santa is in cuffs, his protests fail
the photographs prove he should be in jail​
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