Hot And Spicy Chicken Wings KFC

[Sureme]

Covid restrictions is lifted
KFC at last is open again
Oh my god It's been a while
Damn, so many cars but soon
Yes soon I will be there
Me and KFC soon to be
Together again

The moment has come
The speaking box smiles
That wonderful KFC voice speaks again
"Hello may I take your order"
"Yes hello can I have two hot and spicy chicken wing meals thanks"
"I'm so sorry sir but the minimum is three hot and spicy chicken wings"
"Yes I know but I want two hot and spicy chicken wing meals"
"I am so sorry sir but the minimum you can buy is three"
"No you don't understand, I want two hot and spicy chicken wing Meals"
"No sir you don't understand the minimum I can give you is three hot and spicy chicken wings"
"I KNOW BUT WILL YOU LISTEN I WANT TWO, hot and spicy chicken wing Meals, two, hot and spicy chicken wing, MEALS"
"Sir I'm trying to explain the minimum you can buy is three"
"Okay listen, I'm going to drive round to the window okay"
"Okay sir and I'll be able to explain it better to you"

"Hello"
"Hello sir and what was your order"
"Two hot and spicy chicken wing meals"
"Yes sir but I been trying to explain to you"
"I KNOW, but please listen to me okay"
"Okay sir"
"Okay, I want one hot and spicy chicken wing meal"
"Okay sir and do you want three or six hot and spicy chicken wings"
"I'll have six"
"And drink"
"Large coke but there's more, I want another hot and spicy chicken wing meal with six pieces and large coke"
"Okay sir so you want two hot and spicy chicken wing meals"
"YES"

[RhymeLovingWriter]

SMH...I'm almost afraid to ask...true story?

[Sureme]

SMH...I'm almost afraid to ask...true story?

Thank you and yes true from the second verse down and if you don't mine not the only time I had funny moments with ordering food especially with people whose first language is not english like the time I was in a cafe and the nice young lady smiles and ask me what's my order, I said I'll have the breakfast but just give me two sausages two pieces of bacon and a fried egg she take one step back with shock in her face puts her hand up with fingers spread and shouts you want five eggs, I said no I want two sausages two pieces of bacon and a fried egg and again she shouts you want five eggs, I said forget about the egg just give me two sausages two pieces of bacon with tea and toast thanks, at the time those who heard seem to have a good giggle about it and I'll admit I too smile, again thank you much appreciated can I ask what SMH is

[RhymeLovingWriter]

SMH is short for "Shaking My Head"...in disbelief! You should start a collection of posts writing about your experiences. They'd be a fun addition to the Zone!

[Sureme]

We all write in our own way base on whatever so "Shaking My Head"...in disbelief!'' okay but I'm not into thank you and leave at that if I have something to say I'll write it but I know I'm new here thanks

[RhymeLovingWriter]

Please don't misunderstand...not shaking my head in disbelief at your poetry...or that it would be the subject matter of a post...I'm just amazed it would even happen. I've heard so many stories about subpar customer service that I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose.

I love the way it worked out and the creativity of the piece, as well as your handling of the situations you described. Keep it coming!

[Sureme]

Thank you