The Old Five-Second Rule

[BobGrantKC]

Thank you - you’re the best!

[RhymeLovingWriter]

LOL...this is priceless rhyming! Your sense of humor is fully intact, I see! Way to go, Bob!

[BobGrantKC]

Five Second Rule most Surely Stalls,
Depending where the Tidbit Falls.
Take more Time just to Mull,
If Falls into a Toilet Bowl.

Not a Place I’d want to Dig,
If Flew straight into someone’s Wig.
Would not be a Stroke of Luck,
If Landed in a Garbage Truck.

Should you Hesitate a Bit,
If Dropped into a Tiger's Pit?
Perhaps you Shall take Extra Time,
If Ended up in Mucous Slime?

Whatever Falls don't Freeze and Stare,
Though Cautious and for sure Aware.
No matter Where the Parcel Drops,
Maximum - Six Seconds Tops.