I won’t fail you I am not afraid
Vows the new Conservative maid
As the farce awakens
Who will save their bacon
Tax cut with a light sabre
Wielded by Truss neighbour
The bank of England buys back
Into the red out of the black
But the farce is strong on this one
Will phantom menace soon be gone
Kwasi the chancellor goes solo
Uturns through door he goes
DarthMog drains our energy
A plan that we never see
Jacobs crackers no good craic
Beware the vampire strikes back
A new hope return of rogue one
First order but still on the run
Jabber the Hunt alias Jeremy
Calm the markets maybe we shall see
A rebel alliance gets together
Attack of Keir clones depends on whether
Rishi rises and he has no needs for a Truss
Sunak skywalker throws her under the bus
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