I might like some Porcupine Quills

[BobGrantKC]

If I could Restart in Time,
Part of Me be’d Porcupine.
Likely still need Human Skills,
But I’d Opt to Have those Quills.

Subways, Concerts, Middle Seats,
Extra Space - Welcomed Treats.
Self Defense - Kung Fu Stuff,
Puff your Quills should be Enough.

Never have a Bad Hair Day,
Any Crowd - Get your Way.
All high Points - Praise this Meets,
‘Cept for Havoc on your Sheets.

[RhymeLovingWriter]

I like the way you "pointed" out the benefits of porcupine quill-age!

[BobGrantKC]

Sure would like to have them at times - thanks!

[The second]

bob this one stuck with me thanks

[BobGrantKC]

Thank you both - those were both very sharp comments. Mine is not as clever as yours.