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  • God created the Prostate - Why????

    Way back When the World Began,
    God worked Hard to create “Man.”
    As ideas from Then were Sprung,
    Must have Been extremely Young.

    Spry and Strong – Feeling those Oats,
    Sure would Like to see the Notes.
    Prostate – Smostate, After Thought,
    Haste makes Waste and Now been Caught.

    Time has Passed - Billions of Years,
    Age has Rearranged the Gears.
    Walnut Gland is now a Felon,
    Feels just Like a Watermelon.

    Cannot Sleep throughout the Night,
    Many Trips to Drain it Right.
    Plus the Drips that Dot the Wear,
    Cannot sit through Any Prayer.

    Explanations Makes no Sense,
    Except One – I will Condense.
    Prostate’s there Because you See,
    God’s a “She” and not a “He.”


  • #2
    While
    Menopause
    Wreaks its change
    On 51%, its only fair
    The other half should
    Have their own
    Load to
    Bear.

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