Way back When the World Began,
God worked Hard to create “Man.”
As ideas from Then were Sprung,
Must have Been extremely Young.
Spry and Strong – Feeling those Oats,
Sure would Like to see the Notes.
Prostate – Smostate, After Thought,
Haste makes Waste and Now been Caught.
Time has Passed - Billions of Years,
Age has Rearranged the Gears.
Walnut Gland is now a Felon,
Feels just Like a Watermelon.
Cannot Sleep throughout the Night,
Many Trips to Drain it Right.
Plus the Drips that Dot the Wear,
Cannot sit through Any Prayer.
Explanations Makes no Sense,
Except One – I will Condense.
Prostate’s there Because you See,
God’s a “She” and not a “He.”
God worked Hard to create “Man.”
As ideas from Then were Sprung,
Must have Been extremely Young.
Spry and Strong – Feeling those Oats,
Sure would Like to see the Notes.
Prostate – Smostate, After Thought,
Haste makes Waste and Now been Caught.
Time has Passed - Billions of Years,
Age has Rearranged the Gears.
Walnut Gland is now a Felon,
Feels just Like a Watermelon.
Cannot Sleep throughout the Night,
Many Trips to Drain it Right.
Plus the Drips that Dot the Wear,
Cannot sit through Any Prayer.
Explanations Makes no Sense,
Except One – I will Condense.
Prostate’s there Because you See,
God’s a “She” and not a “He.”
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