Garbage Day

[BobGrantKC]

Garbage Day today - Just like Every Week.
As a Man and Mate - My True Worth I Seek.
Did not Bare the Child - Big Wuss if I Could.
Had the Joy but Not the Pain - Although feel I Should.

As I do Collect - Around our Humble Home.
My Male Ego supports Me - Never am Alone.
Challenge me - I give My All - and I do Excel,
Champion of this Task - Humble, so don't Dwell.

I sure Take a Lot of Pride - with my Trash Collection,
Invaluable to my Mate - I say in Reflection.
Bounty to Our Wedded Bliss - this Chore I hold Dear,
Though I beg a Little Slack - Grasping Straws right Here.

[Johntee]

An aitch gone awry

I am to assume

Unless your

Beloved, like a

Dick van Dyke tune,

Has gone all Cockney

And become your "Old Dear."

Since I started cobbling my response, I see you've caught it

[AlexandratheLate]

Nice job Bob.

[BobGrantKC]

Thank you!