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A Hair in your Soup,
A Shoe Sole with Poop.
A Belch during Prayer,
Or Gum on your Chair.
A Nat in your Ear,
A Bee in your Beer.
Grit in your Eye,
A Wide-Open Fly.
Some Things don’t Fit,
Not one Little Bit.
Though Always hold Dear,
I Sorta Fit Here.
A Shoe Sole with Poop.
A Belch during Prayer,
Or Gum on your Chair.
A Nat in your Ear,
A Bee in your Beer.
Grit in your Eye,
A Wide-Open Fly.
Some Things don’t Fit,
Not one Little Bit.
Though Always hold Dear,
I Sorta Fit Here.