Here on this Sphere Off Center

[Glen MItton]

Here on this Sphere Off Center Glen Mitton 2022

( to the tune of : Stuck in the middle , by Steelers Wheel 1972 )
words by moi

Well I guess it's up to me once again
To battle evil with my paper and pen
It's really nice staying up late to vent
And I'm open to all your comments

Never giving up the Spirit , enjoy my lyrics
While you can , here on this sphere off center

No ! , it's like " monkey bars " thrown in your face
The " top of the slide " has become a disgrace
All they are is a bunch of thugs
Wanting you eating your bugs

The " CERN " people to the left of me , traitors to the right
Here we are , wearing " safety helmets " in the sand box !

Well they want me broke and walking
And I'm doing to best that I can
If I get one person talking
My job here is done as ...
Planned , planned

These narcissistic " playground bullies "
Who think that they're big bad and " woolly "
They're corrupt and insane to say the least
" Seesawing " back and forth with the beast !

God and the Patriots looking down at me , Children looking up
Here I am , giving it all I got and then some !

Well they want me owning nothing
And I'm trying real hard not to get scammed
If I get one person huffing
My job here is done as ...
Planned , planned

Well I guess it's up to me once again
To battle evil with my paper and pen
But first I'll go behind the garage
Where I know the wind don't blow so hard

Never giving up the spirit , enjoy my lyrics
While you can , here on this sphere off center with me

Whoosh !

[BobGrantKC]

Don’t know why this happened but it should show up now.

[Glen MItton]

Thank you , looks like an a got away in the title , take that out of there for me

[RhymeLovingWriter]

Thanks for taking care of that, Bob!

Glen MItton - quite the task you set yourself...I remember the tune and applaud your effort.

As far as getting people talking - I say go for it! Don't expect civil discourse (if you can help it) in rejoinders because it seems many most vested in making sure we do everything "right" have very little patience for any ideas but their own.

You rebel, you.

[Glen MItton]

Hence the word , " talking " RLW , trying to be a good " doobie " , and I had to get that " cern " verse in there , thank you

[BobGrantKC]

The "a" is gone.

[Glen MItton]

Thank you sir

[BobGrantKC]

Glad to do it - I have no clue as to why the program won’t let you make those sort of corrections yourself?