Even though you didn’t ask
Here's another drinking song
Forgive me, please, if it goes
On and on a little long
Or if I forget the words
Or if I sing too damn loud
Or if it doesn’t make sense
Remember, I’m plowed
Find the bottom of every
Cup, bottle, and glass
Before you know it
You're drunk off your ass
Have two or three at a time
Try to drink your fill
Even though you never have
And you know you never will.
Have a few with your friends
Then have a few more
But don’t be surprised
When you wind up on the floor
That’s how it is now
How it’s always been
Just crawl up to the bar
And do it again
Those berries drive me crazy
When they start to turn
I'm old enough to know
I'm never gonna learn
Here's another drinking song
Forgive me, please, if it goes
On and on a little long
Or if I forget the words
Or if I sing too damn loud
Or if it doesn’t make sense
Remember, I’m plowed
Find the bottom of every
Cup, bottle, and glass
Before you know it
You're drunk off your ass
Have two or three at a time
Try to drink your fill
Even though you never have
And you know you never will.
Have a few with your friends
Then have a few more
But don’t be surprised
When you wind up on the floor
That’s how it is now
How it’s always been
Just crawl up to the bar
And do it again
Those berries drive me crazy
When they start to turn
I'm old enough to know
I'm never gonna learn
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