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    Rockin’ Santa

    Santa is coming.
    Make sure doors are locked.
    He’s driving wild reindeer
    and he’s doing the “rock”.
    Half the presents
    were left at North Pole
    but he didn’t care
    with still “rock” in his bowl.
    On Donner! On Blinkie!
    Aahh! Who can remember names?
    Santa had the “rock”
    and his brain was aflame.
    Crashing into skyscrapers,
    missing towers so narrow,

    Santa took a toke
    and straightened like an arrow.
    Inside, I wrapped presents.
    Outside, it was cold
    when something hit the roof
    like out of control.
    I threw on my coat,
    dashed into my sandals.
    Surprised! I saw Santa
    with a fifth of Jack Daniels.
    He said “Christmas is over.
    I’m stoppin’ the clock
    and headin’ ‘cross town
    where there’s plenty of rock.”
    I said “Santa, this is Christmas.
    You don’t need any scandals.
    On your feet soldier!”
    and took the fifth of Jack Daniels.

    I helped him to the sleigh and
    his head seemed to clear.
    He twinkled and said “Thanks,
    I’ll make Christmas this year.”
    He was gone in an instant,
    tho’ unsteady in his manner
    but with rock “off” his brain,
    we’ll have Christmas from Santa.
    Sometimes what’s needed to free one man
    from moments of madness is one helping hand
    but hold back, hesitate, refuse or spurn
    and there’ll be no hand extended
    when it’s your turn!


    Namyh


  • #2
    Excellant!!!!

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    • #3
      This made me smile all the way through.

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      • #4
        BG - When he hit the roof, he dropped his Christmas list. I picked it up and guess what?........you're on it!......me too! Happy Holiday BG. Namyh
        P.S. - Now I just know I'm gonna get that Flash Gordon X-ray gun with the Ming rapid fire hand grip.....the red one!......Hallelujah! LOL.

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        • #5
          I must have been a late entry on the list? The countdown is getting real close now - I often wonder what else Santa takes to calm his nerves?

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