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    Constitution Day-September 17

    09-14-2019, 09:12 PM

    Something I just whipped up , enjoy

    Constitution Day-September 17 ( c ) Glen Mitton 2019

    Don't be fooled we're not closed we're open
    That's what the bad guys are hoping
    Granted our sign needs a few tubes
    They're being purposely shot out , and that's just rude !
    Under the same management , the other was defeated
    Thank you for joining us today , please be seated
    We have been in business for over 243 years
    Due to the fact of some very fine volunteers
    Our " signed menu " is and still remains relevant
    Your server tonight will be Ben E. Volence
    Any questions , don't be hesitant to ask
    It is four pages long and is still intact
    There is some Latin but it's mostly English
    The items stated are most distinguished
    It was penned by a clerk for $30 ( $850 today )
    Jacob Shallus gets the credited honor *
    Come back this Tuesday for free apple pie !
    Sept 17 , it's Constitution Day , that's why
    No where does the word Democracy appear
    Unlike today's unpatriotic cavaliers
    They continue to picket and stir the pot
    It's obvious for them the " FREEDOM KITCHEN " is to hot
    They want to replace the " soup du jour " with hatred
    " Push it " , as they're ultimately persuaded
    Their menu is tainted with spite
    All to the greed of corporate delight
    For dessert they want to serve up contempt
    As their collective chefs in the back are exempt
    No hesitation though in handing you the tab
    Then expect a gratuitous tip ! , just another jab
    Give a bad review and your targeted !
    " Help " ! , I yelp , " is this where our heart is " ?
    I wonder how many " stars " they'd get in the Michelin Guide ?
    Then why would you care when your preoccupied
    The bottom line is controlled by bottom feeders
    We're being handcuffed and sidelined on the bleachers
    No one cares if the goal posts are moving
    While all the refs and guards are snoozing
    Sure , the cheerleaders are nice , but look at the score board
    How many more losses can we afford ?
    Ben will be right with you , he is the tops
    You will find it SRO because this place rocks
    Our Founding Forefathers were definitely farsighted
    Freedom is best served "Plentiful and United "


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