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    Can I be Frank Joe ( c ) Glen Mitton 20202



    That bad taste in your mouth ? , it's not the " meds "
    That bad taste is " Burnt Bread " !
    You were set up like a bowling pin
    And guess what ? , it's " League Night " friend
    You're their sacrificial " leg of lamb " Joe ! ,
    They're ready with the mint sauce and Uzo !
    Not only are they pulling it , they're preparing a " kabob "
    All I can say is " sheesh" ! , what a hand job !
    That " racked " feeling in your head ? ,
    It's not from that " pin spotter " machine
    It's because they went behind your back
    And secretly convened !
    I know scoring maybe a little hard
    But C'mon Joe ! , those are " gutters " not " hand guards "
    That " ball return " was too quick , check it and see
    You'll find your ball was switched conveniently
    We are talking EVIL Joe , like kittens in a sack
    Ready to be thrown in the river and never look back
    They went " over the line " and WE called foul !
    What a bunch of turkeys you have there , " and how " !
    " Guilty by association " ? , I'd make like an egg and separate
    You know the old saying , " You don't bowl where you defecate " !
    So what will it be Joe ?, it's the tenth frame
    Are you going to " spare " yourself ? or remain
    The " Rule Book " is the " Kingpin " as acquired
    And everyone knows " bowling shoes " are required
    Fall as they will one by one like a " Schleifer "
    It's up to you Joe , you must decipher
    That foot of yours ? , and you can be honest
    You planted somewhere didn't you , don't be modest !
    I know I wouldn't want my trophy case tainted
    It's still an " outhouse " though it's painted

    You're up
    Last edited by Glen MItton; 12-08-2020, 04:44 PM.

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    Reading this made me smile, it has a knowing quality that I enjoyed. Thank you for posting

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