What a major league disgrace

The Seventh Inning Stench Glen Mitton 2020
- They're in a league all alone -

Take me out to the ball game
- Sir ? , do work at here at the stadium ? -
- No one in without MLB credentials ?

Take me out with the crowd
- MASK ! -
- Your seats are across the street in the alley -

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks
- With the " combo " that will be $ 45.50 -
- We only except credit cards -

I don't care if I never get back
- Back ? , this is the first time I've been out in a month -
- Call Mom & Dad tell them we'll be late -

Let me root, root, root for the home team
- Who and what are we again ? -
- I can't bring my old pennant ? -

If they don't win it's a shame
- Who will know ? , there's no one here ! -
- I'll just " Tee-Vo " it and fast forward thru the commercials -

For it's one , two , three strikes you're out
At the old ball game
- Chirp chirp ( crickets sounding )