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  • The Seventh Inning Stench

    What a major league disgrace

    The Seventh Inning Stench Glen Mitton 2020
    - They're in a league all alone -

    Take me out to the ball game
    - Sir ? , do work at here at the stadium ? -
    - No one in without MLB credentials ?

    Take me out with the crowd
    - MASK ! -
    - Your seats are across the street in the alley -

    Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks
    - With the " combo " that will be $ 45.50 -
    - We only except credit cards -

    I don't care if I never get back
    - Back ? , this is the first time I've been out in a month -
    - Call Mom & Dad tell them we'll be late -

    Let me root, root, root for the home team
    - Who and what are we again ? -
    - I can't bring my old pennant ? -

    If they don't win it's a shame
    - Who will know ? , there's no one here ! -
    - I'll just " Tee-Vo " it and fast forward thru the commercials -

    For it's one , two , three strikes you're out
    At the old ball game
    - Chirp chirp ( crickets sounding )

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