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    This was in the making for some time , now that my state has just banned talking on your phone while driving ( a good idea for all ) I figured I better get it out there enjoy !

    I'm Only Multi -Tasking ( c ) by Glen Mitton 6/2/2019


    I was logging on to the internet getting on the interstate
    I was texting to a Texan for a recipe for catfish bait
    Both my hands are busy and I'm driving with my knee
    I'm only multi-tasking come and go along with me

    If you see me driving down the road do not attempt to wave
    I'm too busy down loading files I'm trying to get them saved
    If you see me driving on the shoulder I'm adjusting my TV
    I'm only multi-tasking come and go along with me

    Keep your hands at ten and two that's what we were told
    I bet my drivers - ed. instructor never thought I'd be so bold
    ( RING ) hold that thought I have to take this don't think that I'm a heel ,
    and by ," hold that thought " what I really meant was ,
    " Here take the wheel " !

    I'm only multi tasking , I'm only multi tasking
    It's hard to get your emails driving sixty five
    What better place to disengage putting everything aside
    Without my phone and gadgets how on earth would I survive ?

    When I'm stuck in traffic and it's stop and go
    That's when I accelerate you should see my texting flow
    I can get off two or three by the time its time to move
    When I'm in the fast lane I really am in the groove

    I'm searching for a web address but the sun is my eyes
    I'm trying to eat a burger I'm trying to eat my fries
    If you don't like my driving then go and tell your Mom
    ' and if she don't like it go to " Kiss this dot com" !

    Keep your eyes upon the road that's what they all say
    I caught a cold got a stuffy nose but I've got my nasal spray ( SNIFF )
    My radio is broken so I'm singing my favorite song
    I just wish that the other cars could all sing along !

    I'm only multi tasking , I'm only multi tasking
    It's hard to get your emails driving sixty five
    What better place to disengage putting everything aside
    Without my phone and gadgets how on earth would I survive ?

    Other things distract me I really must confess
    Once I was eating a pizza that sure was a mess
    When that hot mozzarella hit the roof of my mouth
    I was headed up north but I ended up going south

    I take my dog " bye-byes " she really does go nuts .
    She jumps into the back seat and does a " you know what "
    If my head is out the window you better be on your guard
    I'm just glad she's a beagle and not a St. Bernard

    When I'm on vacation and the family tags along
    We do real good at first singing family songs
    After six hours on the road I'm the one they blame
    For reaching in the back seat and cutting across all four lanes

    Keep yourself on high alert this is not a test
    When your going down the road driving with all the rest
    Everyone's out to get you that's what we were taught
    So when your on the road with me , " You don't get caught " !

    I'm only multi tasking , I'm only multi tasking
    It's hard to get your emails driving sixty five
    What better place to disengage putting everything aside
    Without my phone and gadgets how on earth would I survive ?

    With time and practice I will be perfecting .
    I just hope the other drivers realize that I'm only interjecting
    My time's just as valuable like a big old CEO's
    The only difference when I getting the facts " My desk is on the go "

    If you see me on the highway don't think that I'm a pest
    Just because I'm getting pictures of my gal doing what she does best
    How can I do ten things at once ? people are always asking
    I just yell out my window " Im Only Multi - Tasking "


    Note , All I have in my vehicle is my trusty flip phone with no internet access




  • #2
    I'd say you covered all the bases - and even added in some for effect that I'd never have thought of - very creative!

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    • #3
      Originally Posted by Glen MItton
      This was in the making for some time, now that my state has banned talking on phone while driving (a good idea for all) I figured I better
      hire writer and get it out there enjoy !

      Very creative indeed I must say. We don't think much about multi-tasking this way. And you managed to underline so many factors that influence our perception and decisions while trying to do something. I'm just enjoying reading The overflowing brain: Information overload and the limits of working memory by T. Klingberg now. It's a perfect read for any time (even while driving ).
      Last edited by TerryMulhern; 07-29-2019, 03:57 AM. Reason: book

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      • #4
        Wit and rhyme. Who could ask for more? As a fellow multi-tasker (I can write an email while listening to music and drinking a beer) I applaud your versatility.

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        • #5
          Thanks for all the comments and let's all be safe

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          • #6
            Yes indeed. I noticed an unusual method and approach in your work. Sounds original!

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