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    What a crazy year folks and there's no shortage of material . When these people go after Eartha Kitt,s " Santa Baby " then I will be the one being naughty
    I don't know my poem took on a nautical theme ? After all it is my Chritmas poem for the year , I guess flying with Santa I was being deprived of oxygen , Enjoy and Merry Christmas !

    The X-mas files ( c ) Glen Mitton 2018

    I've compared my list with Santa's and his will not suffice
    Mine keeps getting longer in that Santa's just being nice
    The evil doers are well entrenched so I have set up camp
    I've been adding so many names I've got writers cramp

    These are the kind of people who will go behind your back
    They're the ones who sneak in and steal Santa's snack
    Rummaging through the stockings hanging on the mantle
    Trotting off with the all the tinsel leaving things in shambles

    We're in a lifeboat that's the gift that they've bestowed
    Siphoned out of gas and needing a tow
    Like every ship at sea it has a number of rats
    They'd like to throw us over board " What do you do with people like that " ?

    Apparently you can't even say "Don we now our gay apparel "
    Because the pigs at the trough have gone insane and feral
    Though that might seem harrowing , menacing and wild
    All will be well Christmas morning if we stand by the child

    Instead of candy canes these nut-crackers have pitch forks in their head
    Attacking poor Rudolph of all things wanting him dead
    Hmm ?............ I wonder ? don't suppose ?
    After all the clay-mation creature " did " don a black nose

    Next year we'll be down graded to a " hissing " rubber raft
    There's so much " junk " in the water it's threatening our craft
    The one thing you'll never see is " our " rats jumping ship
    They never really were on board and that's straight from my lips

    Below deck they're steering us right into the rocky cliffs
    A bunch of sterile seamen not caring if we go a drift
    " Actions speak louder words " so the saying goes
    When your ship is sinking look to see who's boring holes

    They can't let go of the reins that's the gist of it
    Now I'm running out of paper for my evil doers list
    I'm asking Santa for a computer with a " Giga-Byte of Ram "
    Santa might be jolly , but that's just who I am