great king rat is no queen but a king of jungle 10.12.18

three weeks of fungal
not on grass but in a ditch
was expecting more zippy then bungle
and just boring talk to pitch.
did learn a great deal
all interesting and no flickers
very important is a meal
also size of sandra s knickers.
in a world that's shut
outsiders like me speculating
anything but jam roly poly won't cut
which supermarket is advertising calculating.
the biggest lesson is after
these words did score
the key to life is laughter
this realisation is top draw.
a king fit to rule
watch out byker grove rap
ant and holly please pass the ball
a delightful goal from redknapp.