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  • To Scratch an Itch

    To scratch an Itch is sure a Bitch,
    when the Itch in on a Stitch,
    makes you Twitch with every Itch,
    and you want to Pitch that Stitch,
    or throw that Stitch into a Ditch,
    replace with Rich for every Stitch,
    Itch, Bitch, Twitch, but Rich.


  • #2
    This is like Dr Seuss for grown-ups.

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    • #3
      Thanks - sort of my version of, "If I had a $ for every _________"

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      • Johntee
        Johntee commented
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        If you had a dollar for every itch
        the A.M.A. would want a cut.
        That's how the doctors
        stay so rich.
        Last edited by Johntee; 08-21-2018, 08:51 AM.

    • #4
      Thanks!

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      • #5
        Tongue twister for shore! Nice, in the second line did you mean "itch *is* on a snitch"? Just wondering. Thanks for sharing.

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        • #6
          Thank you. No, my stitches are itching but I am not suppose to scratch them. Torture!

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          • #7
            A scratch, 'natch, would feel so nice
            but you think twice - for healing speed.

            Enjoy, once again, how you find humor in the most natural (and frustrating) of situations.

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            • #8
              Thank you. What Happened???????????

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