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    As I watch “Early” TV,
    mix of Products what I see.
    K-Y advertises That,
    can have Sex in Seconds Flat

    Guess there’s Reason for the Rush,
    demanding Lives seem to Crush.
    As I sit Here at my Age,
    “Seconds” reach another Stage.

    Like when Joints start to Lock,
    Cable News I want to Block.
    Reading Eyes that Start to Squint,
    as when Viewing any Print.

    “Quick” is Something I don’t Do,
    Fact of Life – Sad but True.
    Goop or Not when In my Prime,
    Lasted longer Every Time.
    Last edited by BobGrantKC; 05-27-2021, 05:43 AM.

  • #2
    Love it!


    • #3
      Thank you - this is a topic one never knows how it will be received. Saw the ad - rhyme came to mind - so I went with it.


      • #4
        You quickly brought a smile to me Bob


        • #5
          I don't know how to stop this but I have this problem of not lasting too long during sex. I know that's quite of a dealbreaker for girls so I was wondering if you have any tips to help me out? Also, do girls like sex toys? I bought this clit clamp but I don't know how to suggest using it to a girl. I don't have a relationship but I hook up a lot so I have to guess if the girl would be up to it or not before I try and do anything. Anyways, vibrators were always my favorite sex toy to use on some women.
          Last edited by Melabondi; 06-20-2021, 06:39 PM.