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  • "Speak Check"

    The Algorithm called Spell Check,
    flags the Words and Saves my Neck.
    I can’t Spell to Save my Soul,
    the List is Deep – an Endless Hole.


    While I hear some People Talk,
    Mouth drops Open and I Gawk.
    As I watch Them insert Shoe,
    amazed don’t Think before they Do.


    “Speak Check” might Just come in Handy,
    those with Shoe Mouth could sound Dandy.
    Gizmo placed ‘tween Mouth and Brain,
    Clogs to Boots it will Abstain.


    As with Spell Check might be Glitches,
    “Speak Check” might Enjoy new Riches.
    Autocorrrect would be Allowed,
    Bloopers now all Said Out Loud.
    Last edited by BobGrantKC; 04-16-2018, 10:09 AM.

  • #2
    Writing such a program would require an application of predetermined rules outlining what is appropriate to say.
    As always, I love the vese

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    • #3
      Thank you.

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      • #4
        Would it autocorrect too? Some of my biggest bloopers are because of that little tool. . The idea is a little intrusive for my taste - but then we could all decry responsibility if the words were placed in our mouths, no?

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        • #5
          Yes - a few people came to mind that autocorrect bloopers might be funny to hear them say and, perhaps, take them down a few notches.

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          • #6
            Brought to earth by
            Autocorrect, that sly
            insertor
            while eyes are on the rhyme
            of the well-tempered line

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            • #7
              Great - thank you.

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