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  • Take the biscuit

    When lifes got you over a barrel
    Only thing you can do is quarrel
    Life is full of tumbles and stumbles
    That is the way the cookie crumbles

    When you are left with only the crumbs
    It seems like only the bad luck comes
    Have a treat open the biscuit tin
    Chocolate consolation within

    Without cookies you cannot compute
    Should have five a day or is that fruit
    When all you have is a limp biscuit
    Maybe just go for it and risk it

    Life a biscuit short of a packet
    Take it easy you can still crack it
    Take a break that will help to fix it
    Sometimes your turn to take the biscuit

  • #2
    If the biscuit fits you must acquit! Please pass the jelly Jon!


    • Parkinsonspoet
      Parkinsonspoet commented
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      I always acquit myself favourably when biscuits are involved

  • #3
    I love the playful nature of this Jon! And anything with biscuits can't be all bad. Thanks for a mood lightener for my day!


    • #4
      Enjoyably playful, Parkinsonspoet! 'Without cookies you cannot compute'


      • #5
        So you've stumbled on a truth.
        Crumbled cookies are not fruit.
        Even Apple Charlotte lacks
        the "halo" a head of broccoli packs.