I Flunked Spelling in Grade School,
Wish back Then there was a Tool,
like Spell Check to Give me Aid,
Perhaps I’d got a Passing Grade?

Confusing word like Syllable,
my Spell Brain’s not Tillable.

“One” is Not too Tough for “Me,”
“Two” is Harder to “Degree.”
“Three” might need “Inquiry.”
“Four” pressing “Hyperbole.”
“Five” turns “Actuality.”
“Six” no “Idiosyncrasy.”

“Seven” don’t Think that I can Sell,
“Alexander Graham Spell.”