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    By Alan Stallsmith

    And I'm acclimated to sabotage
    With my very own hands
    Who needs enemies?
    When I have me. Understand?

    I craft my own jail cells
    With very fine steel
    I build my own graveyards
    The sarcophagus is real!

    Now I don't mean to boast
    But I undermine well
    And when it comes to subterfuge
    I am the reason Rome fell

    I've mastered the art
    Of public smiles and covert pain
    For when someone needs consoling
    You know this guy is game!

    I try to dress to impress
    To be disguised as a yuppy
    I'm the guy who cries wolf
    When it's an adorable puppy

    Flawless self-affliction
    It's an addiction of sorts
    Healthy and beaming?
    Or suffering for sport?

    I'll paint you a beautiful picture
    Of rainbows and golden sun
    Then I'll secretly torch it
    And scream "What have YOU done?!"

    Oh my dear friend!
    Look at the time!
    Thanks for letting me vent
    But I don't want to whine!

    This coffee is amazing
    It's just the boost I was needing
    It's a shame about your arms
    Never leave lesions bleeding!

    I have a psychiatrist appointment
    Glad my self awareness is great
    At least the weather looks grand
    I really hope I'm not late!

    So just remember I'm happy
    I have never been better
    And I brought you a gift
    I hope you like sweaters!
    Last edited by alan650; 01-07-2018, 04:13 PM.