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  • Store Bought Teeth

    Neglected them – Now pay the Price,
    Store Bought Teeth – Ain’t that Nice.
    by the Bed I don’t Deploy,
    Dog would Think they’re Her play Toy.


    As I wear Them - Brain Cells churn,
    Brainiacs it’s Now your Turn,
    Mold ideas Into your Hand.
    Shared for Free from this Old Man.


    Believe that There’s a Simple Chip,
    to Slip in Them and then Equip,
    with Many things that Up to Now,
    Eluded me In life Somehow.


    Push a Button - off my Tongue,
    dazzling Sounds of Songs I’ve Sung.
    Small Talk from My lips at Will,
    with Precision, Form, and Skill.


    An Endless vault Of funny Jokes,
    on Demand for all the Folks.
    One more Feature have to Mention.
    Blinking Teeth when want Attention.



  • #2
    Gnashers
    for attention seekers.
    Blinking teeth with
    all the features,
    chipped for downloads
    from on high
    the infomercial
    you'll wanna buy.

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    • #3
      I like it! Thank you!!!

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      • #4
        These teeth I must have
        it would be helpful if I could chew with them as well, or at least simulate chewing

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