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    I'm sitting at the reception desk expecting a prosperous day.
    when all of a sudden the front door opens and in walks Tina Fey.
    Tagging behind is Sarah Palin and Senator John McCain.
    Can Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Alaska be far away?

    "I can see Russia from my front porch" Sarah proclaimed today
    "Do you have something similar to show, around the Creeklocks Bay?"
    'Well Sarah you won't be able to see Russia, I'm sorry I have to say. but those who buy in the Hudson Valley, are happy and willing to pay'

    'Tina And John are you looking for homes along with Sarah today?'
    "Yes we are my real estate friend, and without much further delay"
    'Have a seat we'll look at some listings, take as long as you may.
    This beautiful home on the Hudson River, sold quickly to our dismay'

    'Would you like similar homes in Hyde Park, NY, nestled along the river, where Franklin Roosevelt owned a home, great history it has to deliver'
    'Sarah's not much for history my friend, her past we'll have to forgive her.
    When Katie Couric quizzed her for facts, the nation just sat and quivered.'

    'Tina, Sarah and John, would a three family fill your needs?
    You can settle temporarily, invest in one home, get comfy and sow your seeds'
    "That sounds great Boe, can we fish on the river for stripe bass in the weeds?" 'Yes you can my real estate threes, let's look at the contract, you'll like how it reads'

    "We're ready to sign on the dotted line, this home on the river is rather sublime"
    'Terrific Tina, Sarah and John, I'm sure you'll be happy as clients of mine"
    "We're more than happy you spent the time, this home of ours is such a find, and for your efforts we are inclined, to line your pockets, now that the contract is signed"

  • #2
    Nicely done Bobby. Truly enjoy these

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    • #3
      thank you i always enjoy these as well

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      • #4
        Alexandra, thanks. You’ve been s loyal client to “The Real Estate Waiting Game”

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        • #5
          Thanks for your continued support of the agent to the stars John. I’ll be happy to split the commission with you and Alexandra.

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          • #6
            Triple play Bobby...out of the creatively poetic park!

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            • #7
              I enjoyed this too; thank you.

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              • #8
                I'll have to check the zoning coeds Bobby, for your out house in the back.

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                • RhymeLovingWriter
                  RhymeLovingWriter commented
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                  Actually divot, the idea of zoning coeds might make a great start of a poem for Bobby.

              • #9
                RhymeLovingWriter thank you for the exciting,enthusiastic response

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                • #10
                  mooneyblack thank you in return for reading,enjoying and commenting

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                  • #11
                    I meant to say codes, the two women confused me.

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                    • Johntee
                      Johntee commented
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                      When there's blame to come
                      it's nice to have one
                      whose shoulder you can rely on
                      now here you've two you've elected who
                      you've found as shoulders to cry on.

                  • #12
                    Hey divot, it’s a good thing you clarified that.

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                    • #13
                      And where would zoning coeds have taken you?

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