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    I’m “Tech Smart” as any Gent,
    whose Prime Time has Come and Went.
    I’ll challenge any Three-Year-Old,
    with the Knowledge that I Hold.

    When I think of “Gigabytes”,
    eating Burgers in Two Bites.
    My phone it's got just “Thirty-Two,”
    still a Lot of Food to Chew.

    A “Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens,
    a Peeping Tom to me it Means.
    When I hear ‘Bout some “Hard Drive,”
    Rush Hour traffic and Survive.

    A “Monitor” when Was a Kid,
    someone Watching what I Did.
    A “Mouse” was Something that cats Chased,
    a “Bit” were Items in drills Placed.

    A “Boot” ‘twas Swift Kick in the Butt,
    A “Click” noise Made when Doors were Shut.
    A “Drag” were Parties without Chicks,
    A “Menu” something with Chopsticks.

    As the “Folders” in my Brain,
    “Network” until I Obtain,
    more “RAM” to where I’m feeling Bold,
    and Challenge up a Four-Year-Old.
    Last edited by BobGrantKC; 09-30-2017, 08:11 AM.