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  • The Five-Second Rule

    Five-Second Rule most surely Stalls,
    depending On just Where it Falls.
    Take more Time just to Mull,
    if Fell into the Toilet Bowl.

    Not a Place I’d want to Dig,
    if Flew straight into someone’s Wig.
    Would not be a Stroke of Luck,
    if Landed in a Garbage Truck.

    Would you Hesitate a Bit,
    if Dropped into a Tiger Pit?
    Perhaps you Would take Extra Time,
    if Ended up in Smelly Slim?

    Caviar to Plain Hog Dogs,
    even Legs from big Bull Frogs.
    No matter Where the Parcel Lands,
    go with your Gut and not your Hands.


    Last edited by BobGrantKC; 06-14-2017, 05:59 AM.

  • #2
    Love it put a smile on my face

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    • #3
      Thank you

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      • #4
        Location, location, location! A comedy bit on the five second rule that I saw extended the question to, though you might pick it up and eat it, would you pick it and wrap it to save for later? Fun as usual, Bob!

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        • #5
          I had not heard that - thanks.

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