Black Friday

[divot]

I’m just a mule, her package tote

Loaded down with oversized

Stuffed plastic bags

Degradable?

Just here to rot away

On this bench, waiting

Stimulating

Outside Victoria’s Secret

Admitting to it

I can’t help but gawk

Eyes like a hawk

Discerning

Yet I know

No secrets

There’s nothing much to see

Just a comfortable bra

And me with my hands full!


Hey, Granny panties

I think it’s only fair

You know how guys all stare

It might leave the wrong impression

I bought you underwear

[grant hayes]

Victoria's Secret is that she looks more naked with underwear on. The scant forbidding patches of fabric famish the craving.

Very relatable, divot.

[Muttado1sb]

The pack mule, the hold and wait, trying not to get sidetracked. I can relate, divot. Nicely done!

[RhymeLovingWriter]

I don't do Black Friday - but I know my husband has waited on me plenty of times while shopping. I thank you for letting me see it more through his eyes.

[divot]

Thank you all for your generous comments on my poems.

Eve tempted Adam with an apple, since then the conversation seems to go: Where would you like to eat “I don’t care” No really, pick someplace “ any place is fine with me”. So you pull into the barbecue place “ do they have a salad bar here”.

[MHenry]

I am not a big fan of shopping as spectator, but I will admit I perked up when we got to the bikini section. Nice, divot!