A smile that could launch one thousand ships
From a mouth that sank one thousand pints
A voice oh so full of confidence
His opinions want of its wisdom
He doesn't notice his words dance the conga
A man with a history of holding his drink
Past history he no longer holds the glass straight
Standing completely stil the world sways around him
He swaggers although others see staggers
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
Repetition rules, the originality supplied by beer
Jokes grow funnier with every telling
He is king Alco holic but not the first
He holds court every weekend
A regal headache pounds in the morning
He looks in the mirror pondering his success
Without drink he is dull, with the life and soul
He tries to remember with his memory half full
Why yet again he came home alone
From a mouth that sank one thousand pints
A voice oh so full of confidence
His opinions want of its wisdom
He doesn't notice his words dance the conga
A man with a history of holding his drink
Past history he no longer holds the glass straight
Standing completely stil the world sways around him
He swaggers although others see staggers
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
If somethings worth saying its worth saying
Repetition rules, the originality supplied by beer
Jokes grow funnier with every telling
He is king Alco holic but not the first
He holds court every weekend
A regal headache pounds in the morning
He looks in the mirror pondering his success
Without drink he is dull, with the life and soul
He tries to remember with his memory half full
Why yet again he came home alone
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