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    SELF- DENIAL
    Self- denial
    When you say
    I can’t do it and you haven’t even started
    You’ve done not one charitable thing in your life
    And still think your warmhearted
    Nearly fifty
    Pissed off cause you don’t get carded
    Think you’re one step ahead in the game
    You won’t be outsmarted
    Tell your wife
    I know where we are!
    A map you haven’t even charted
    I can make that jump
    Off on a stretcher you’re carted
    I love you forever
    The next week you’ve parted
    But the one true, true meaning of self-denial
    Is
    Driving alone down the road
    Say to yourself
    H’m
    The person in the car in front of me
    They must be the one that farted

    RDS
    THE SECOND

  • #2
    Why do I feel like I just got rear ended!

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    • The second
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      B.d.b. Sorry if you feel that i snuck up from behind. That's just the way it wrote!!!!.lol. Next time use your turn signal

  • #3
    Very true and very funny, The second. Self denial is not good, but without self-denial, there might be self-hatred!

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    • The second
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      Hi mhenry, thank you!!!!! Self hatred is a whole other project i guess

  • #4
    This starts out all serious and introspective and ends up comically illustrating the lengths to which some will take 'self-denial'. Winning write TS - and gets the point across while eliciting a smile from the reading audience. Great job!

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    • The second
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      R.l.w. You da bomb!!! Thanks for the com!!! I'll keep writ'n. You keep read'n along!!!!!
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