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  • Mermaid (ramiification)

    I bought a mermaid costume

    Somehow I lost the scales

    Wore it Halloween night

    And looked just like a whale


    Thought I’d dress as Dracula

    On my face a little blood

    Tripped on a cape that’s to long

    And now my name is mud


    White curly locks like Bo peep

    My staff there in my hand

    All the old men gave me Snicker

    As down the street I ran


    Dressed as Richard Simons

    Right down to the shorts

    I got a lot of fruit

    And exercise of course


    In a jump suit, me the king

    And you thought Elvis dead

    Of coarse I couldn’t sing

    So I shook my booty instead


    Dressed up as a turkey

    Last thanksgiving day

    Missed Halloween completely

    What else can I say


    So have a happy trick or treat

    Use your imagination

    But when it comes to costumes

    I’m thinking? Ramifications!
    Last edited by divot; 10-30-2018, 05:42 AM.

  • #2
    Oh my goodness divot - this is WONDERFUL! So full of humorous turns and lovingly rhymed. Bravo! A very enjoyable write!

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    • #3
      Dressed up as a turkey

      Last thanksgiving day

      Missed Halloween completely

      What else can I say


      HAHAHA!!

      Well written i echo RLW!

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      • #4
        It Halloween, I'm back

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        • #5
          Divot - This piece was riotous, had me laughing and was well written with clarity. Okay! Okay! You've convinced me. I'm gonna wear the Superman outfit on Halloween and leap tall buildings in a single bound again. Whoa! But with the arthritis, maybe I'll just hop a little and wear those red boots! LOL. Thanks for the trick-or-treat fun Divot. Namyh
          P.S. - Now where did I put that cape?

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          • #6
            most joyful and funny poetry here. smiling from head to toe. thank you for sharing such fun poetry.

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