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I'm sitting at the reception desk, success is within my reach
when all of a sudden the front door opens and in walks Robin Leach
Yes, that Robin Leach, the Hollywood peach, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
I hope when we're done his business I've won exchanging a handshake between us
A few things must happen before we proceed, strike up a dialogue, explore what he needs
greet him with a smile, sow relationship seeds, ask him to sit, let's see where this leads
'Good afternoon Mr. Leach, how are you today, I recognized your voice and accent right away
" Cheerio my friend, that's funny you would say, when I open my mouth, I ain't no Olivier
"I'm looking for a home two hours from the Apple, with grazing horses and Hudson Valley cattle
Get up with the roosters and put on the saddle, a gallop in the forest away from life's battles
With Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, spare no expense, I'm as rich as it seems
I've never had a problem living within means, so find me my palace with mahogany beams"
"I know just the place near bright city lights, but far enough away where mother nature delights
bordering Mohonk Mountain with fish and hiking rights, carriage trails for snowshoes, dirt and mountain bikes
A short ride will take you, to the village nightlife grand, music at the Gilded Otter, with all your favorite bands
Kayak on the Wallkill river, or fish for small mouth bass, Vine Van Gogh's painting class, use those talented hands
"This sounds great my real estate mate, I'm ready to pull the trigger
Please don't wait or hesitate, this moment has never been bigger
As you contemplate what's on your plate, the stakes have never been higher
Write in the date, I'll take this estate, you've made me a happy buyer"
(c) Bobby Del Boy July 18, 2016
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