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    If someone gives you enough rope to hang yourself
    Don't make a noose
    If you are hungry due to a problem
    Don't cook your own goose
    If life is getting you down
    don't give up

    If you get constipation
    Dont give a shit
    If you burn your bra, take it off first
    Or youll have hot tits.
    If you keep falling over
    keep getting up

    If life is a drag
    Then be a queen
    If life is a pantomime
    don't keep it clean
    If your cup is half empty
    knock it back get a full one

    If you play russian roulette
    Don't bite the bullet
    If you have daughters
    watch your wallett
    If you really take the biscuit
    Dontwaste the crumbs

    If you have pride
    Don't take a fall
    If youplay sport
    Keep your eye on the ball
    I you love life don't forget
    to show it
    Last edited by Parkinsonspoet; 06-08-2016, 12:20 AM.

  • #2
    Got some good laughs from this

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    • #3
      Wise words that I need to hear, Parkinsonspoet.

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      • #4
        PP, some words of wisdom well displayed. I enjoyed this, smile still frozen.

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        • Parkinsonspoet
          Parkinsonspoet commented
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          Using some thoughts on another Poem If the world goes to hell, don't get in the handbasket, If thinking of lifes questions, don't forget to ask it,If the world gets funny don't forget your humour..
          I was wondering if you had seen Flower Fingers

      • #5
        A busload of life's lessons with humor and wit! Nice work, Pp!

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      • #6
        Parkinsonspoet still laughing and applauding!>>>If you get constipation
        Dont give a shit
        If you burn your bra, take it off first
        Or youll have hot tits.

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        • Parkinsonspoet
          Parkinsonspoet commented
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          Even good advice for the ladies
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