If

[Parkinsonspoet]

If someone gives you enough rope to hang yourself
Don't make a noose
If you are hungry due to a problem
Don't cook your own goose
If life is getting you down
don't give up

If you get constipation
Dont give a shit
If you burn your bra, take it off first
Or youll have hot tits.
If you keep falling over
keep getting up

If life is a drag
Then be a queen
If life is a pantomime
don't keep it clean
If your cup is half empty
knock it back get a full one

If you play russian roulette
Don't bite the bullet
If you have daughters
watch your wallett
If you really take the biscuit
Dontwaste the crumbs

If you have pride
Don't take a fall
If youplay sport
Keep your eye on the ball
I you love life don't forget
to show it

[lunar glide]

Got some good laughs from this

[grant hayes]

Wise words that I need to hear, Parkinsonspoet.

[Tanner]

PP, some words of wisdom well displayed. I enjoyed this, smile still frozen.

[Parkinsonspoet]

Using some thoughts on another Poem If the world goes to hell, don't get in the handbasket, If thinking of lifes questions, don't forget to ask it,If the world gets funny don't forget your humour..
I was wondering if you had seen Flower Fingers

[MHenry]

A busload of life's lessons with humor and wit! Nice work, Pp!

[Parkinsonspoet]

hank you MHenry

[Suz-zen]

Parkinsonspoet still laughing and applauding!>>>If you get constipation
Dont give a shit
If you burn your bra, take it off first
Or youll have hot tits.

[Parkinsonspoet]

Even good advice for the ladies