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A Fine Romance
W hen I see that smile want to pause for a while
Wnt to take a chance, what I would give for a glance
How do i hit the mark, where do I find the spark
I will be back later, with my Van der Graaf Generator
Food is the way to the heart,Maybe there I should start
Make a tasty composition Help us form a coalition
But then a voice of contention brings to my attention
Its bad news and no buts, She is allergic to my nuts
So I take her to a dance, when she gives second chance
When its time to bust a move Pull a muscle in the groove
Was so trying to impress that lovely vision in a dress
Now I have her attention My limp will not mention
Finally I have the inspration and make poetic preparation
I will woo with rhyming word It will be the best she has heard
When she hears my verse can I have made it worse
Surely my innuendo is fun, not just a dirty minded pun
I pay her attention, Her mind a cool invention
Hear every word she says yet I am still in a daze
So I just say yes but response doesnt bless
Staring at her dress it just fits,She said Are you obsessed with my tits?
So I try to explain , but it is all in vain
Her breasts have voice cancelling powers, maybe should just get flowers
She says dont be a fool, You dont have to be cool
She says stop trying to impress would you like to get inside my dress
So I take her to my bed opened my door and she just said
"I can't believe my eyes, I am used to kingsize"
She was looking at my small bed but "its cozy" I said
As I tried to justify he small size and tell her why
So if you plan to woo, I really haven'y a clue
I hope you have a plan, for I am not the man
To give advice on how to entice
Just be you, Its the thing to do
W hen I see that smile want to pause for a while
Wnt to take a chance, what I would give for a glance
How do i hit the mark, where do I find the spark
I will be back later, with my Van der Graaf Generator
Food is the way to the heart,Maybe there I should start
Make a tasty composition Help us form a coalition
But then a voice of contention brings to my attention
Its bad news and no buts, She is allergic to my nuts
So I take her to a dance, when she gives second chance
When its time to bust a move Pull a muscle in the groove
Was so trying to impress that lovely vision in a dress
Now I have her attention My limp will not mention
Finally I have the inspration and make poetic preparation
I will woo with rhyming word It will be the best she has heard
When she hears my verse can I have made it worse
Surely my innuendo is fun, not just a dirty minded pun
I pay her attention, Her mind a cool invention
Hear every word she says yet I am still in a daze
So I just say yes but response doesnt bless
Staring at her dress it just fits,She said Are you obsessed with my tits?
So I try to explain , but it is all in vain
Her breasts have voice cancelling powers, maybe should just get flowers
She says dont be a fool, You dont have to be cool
She says stop trying to impress would you like to get inside my dress
So I take her to my bed opened my door and she just said
"I can't believe my eyes, I am used to kingsize"
She was looking at my small bed but "its cozy" I said
As I tried to justify he small size and tell her why
So if you plan to woo, I really haven'y a clue
I hope you have a plan, for I am not the man
To give advice on how to entice
Just be you, Its the thing to do
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