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    Euchre

    He holds five cards at this euchre table
    They are Left, queen and ten with two King spares
    He's dealing of course and so with a gigantic ego and a partner
    He picks up and makes Trumps
    He has to he is a leader and leaders make decisions
    His opponents play off-suit matching one of his Kings
    Immigration, yes bold, think bold and strong
    A wall I tell you, a wall, ten feet tall and I'm going to let those bastards pay for it
    This is out of the box, edgy and gets lots of press
    Tells people that I am a maker of something
    I'm close to the common people because I too make things
    I'm a builder and I will make the best wall there is and in it will be a door
    And that door I will stand there and only let in those I want to have come in
    Those like me, white, middle class, old and a relic from the eighties
    The cards play out and his King is taken by an Ace
    Smash goes his hand on the table
    Another off-suit which Trump doesn't hold and so he waits to trump in
    A half smirk sears across his face like a chiming monkey
    Guns or more importantly doubling guns in households just seems right
    The people respond we love our guns and we love our rights to guns
    Trump knows this - he knows it is not guns that they care about it is the right
    Play to the 4th - bang got it
    He plays last and gets it with the ten
    Wow what to do Left, queen in trumps and a King
    Partners not doing anything - just staring out,
    Crying out behind those eyes to stop the pain
    He just looks stranded like a child that has just seen his future
    And it is too horrific to consider
    I'm a leader; trap the bigger cards he thinks how this could fail
    I don't fail as I am Trump and Trump is success
    Queen played, opponents throw up Ace, partner Seven then King
    Excellent good haul, partner has the Right
    Well abortion is always that one that moves back and forth
    I just wanted to pacify the pro livers while making the pro abortionist feel that I was a little sympathetic
    Couldn't give a s__t really
    Big load of bollocks
    Off-suit, King high play, lead is a Jack, plays King, next card off-suit (their out), Ace from partner
    Finally he does something
    Great we won that twice we are winners
    Tax reform is an easy get - you just tell the public that you want to reduce taxes and they lap it up
    Why would I care if I put the country further into debt I'm rich
    Let the next generations pay for it
    I'll be dead and my family are fine
    Winner winner chicken dinner
    I am Trump I am success
    This is it Foreign Policy and I am on a winner
    Telling them all that I am going hard on ISIS
    Is like candy to a baby
    I'll scream up and down about killing those mongrels
    And the public will lap it up
    And when I said I going after their families too
    Genius I am just pure genius
    Well it’s the Left to play, no trumps off-suit, no trumps off-suit
    What, she has the Right
    Out Trumped!
    It’s a what? … a war crime
    I’m a billionaire I don’t have to recognise international law
    I have Trump law
    Outplayed outsmarted and outwitted
    And by a woman ….. Impossible?
    Last edited by [email protected]; 04-27-2016, 01:25 AM.

  • #2
    Well, after a careful read, one could conceivably misunderstand your meaning and think you are not pro-Trump, but don't worry, I am a deep thinker, and I know that is not the case.
    Of course, Trump is the best man for the job. All that is required, for the most part, is public support. Unfortunately for Trump, he has bad hair, and even though he is otherwise clearly the best man for the job, the bad hair will surely sink him. Hillary, on the other hand, has good hair. Ace in the hole, baby! Sorry, your man has no chance without a new hairdo.

    Lest you think I am serious, I am most assuredly not. Love the poem! Thanks for sharing, letsbe.

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    • #3
      you've neglected the card he picked up, that's also trump. Now lead the queen and force the issue, who knows what's in the blind. You'll soon find out what your partner has. Only a stupid man would play the king. Indiana is Trumps. Hell Cruse is jumping at ten foot rings.

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      • MHenry
        MHenry commented
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        Very impressive card play, divot!

    • #4
      Hi MHenry
      Love the sarcasm and yes all tongue in cheek - hair or no hair - its a crazy ride you guys are on
      thanks for the feedback
      B.Frank

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      • #5
        Hi Divot
        Indeed a card player too
        Yes the line of the hand is out of place - apologises and great pick up
        But for the lead - your risk profile is clearly higher than mine - but as for the subject matter - you do have a good point
        thanks for the feedback
        B.Frank

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