Guinea pigs in wigs

[Parkinsonspoet]

Guinea pigs in wigs

They come inmy room
they make a mess
Without them Mum
It would be less

Who dear Mum sighs
Looks into my yes
My heart dances a jig
tI was quinesa pigs in wigs

Really says mam
I sit in her ;lap
Did you dream little one
Di you have a nap

Mum I said
It was real
Came to play
Didn't steal

But why wigs
Mum Asks
Its nonsense
Get on with tasks

But I said
to her suprise
Its obvious
Was a disguise

Downstairs
they made a mess
they told me
Did confess

it was ther
For hungers sake
They ate all
The choclate cake

Oh Dear said Mum
For your lunch
Will have to be
Different lunch

I have some
Lovely figs
Good for you
Thank you pigs

My face
It did fall
Guinea pigs in wigs
Got away with all

[RhymeLovingWriter]

So you have some verse for children too, Parkinsonspoet? I wonder, is this based on a true story or just made-up fun?

[Parkinsonspoet]

My stepdaughter has Guinea igs but to my knowledge they have never needed a disguise

[MHenry]

Cute, Pp, but those little fibbers in slippers... grrr!

[Parkinsonspoet]

Cute furryfluffiness with their ickle paws