Pasties and Pastries

[Brainwreck]

Oh, so yummy it says to my tummy. Don't make me go buy donuts.

[Parkinsonspoet]

I regret not one bite unfortunately my struggling trousers see it differently

[MHenry]

Hahaha! Parkinsonspoet, you are an absolute riot! Who could blame you for heeding, succumbing to, the bakery's siren call? I have demolished, even on the ride home, many a baker's delight while fresh from the oven. And I regret not one single bite, which by the way, I am lovin'.

[Parkinsonspoet]

Pasties and Pastries for god sake be quiet
Passing the bakers but am on a diet
They call and entice beg me to go in
Dont they realise I want to be thin.

Cakes join in and swell the chorus
My deterrmination seems so porous
They have seen and recognise
I am the one who ate all the pies


The siren like call of the eclair
Will bring me in its not fair
Apple turnovers who can resist
That is just the start of the list

Cupcakes and brownies provide temptation
Doughnuts with Jam a taste sensation
All made to make your mouth water
Do I give in lamb to the slaughter

If they taste so good they cannot be bad
Three in a bag a bargain to be had
If I eat them fast no-one will know
Eat them quickly and calories be low.

Okay I confess I did give in
Maybe a crime maybe a sin
Another inch stays on my waist
Trousers too small will need replaced